You waltz in here everyday between second and third period to do your makeup... As far as I can see, you already have some on. It hasn't melted off your face that fast. Honestly, you're at a school in redneckville, so why do you even bother? And another thing, Why did you have an unused and uncovered tampon just casually wrapped around your finger? You also walked into the same class as me with it still in your hand. That's a little worrisome.
-Babbling Brook
Dear "Ratchet Girl",
How many times can you fit the word "RATCHET" into your day? This girl used it 16 times in the three minutes I spent in the restroom. That is about 5 times in one minute... Could you possibly use more descriptive adjectives? Ones that sound more intelligent. I know! I'll buy you a dictionary and thesaurus combo!
-Babbling Brook
PS: That gif is from my favorite show. :D
Dear Selfies Girl,
You are in the bathroom closest to your class during every class change, lunch, and sometimes during class taking selfies. How many selfies can your memory card hold? It makes you look conceited and egotistical, and you're hogging the mirror from other girls. Not going to lie, we are all somewhat vain so... MOVE!!! However, I want to find your facebook and see if it is nothing but one big selfie made out of a bunch of little selfies. Curiosity.
-Babbling Brook
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