Tuesday, April 10, 2012

That Awkward Moment...

1. When old men with no teeth check you out in Walmart. (I'm not shopping for a hot date. Sorry!)
2. When you find your underwear in places it shouldn't be. (Like under your sink.)
3. When you aren't even listening to Jeopardy but blurt out a correct answer. Where did it come from!?! 
4. When you don't know who that blonde girl is and you just sit there feeling like she's staring into your soul. (Jenna Marbles. Look her up. NOW!) 
5. When you are swinging your hands as you walk and accidentally feel up the person's butt in front of you. (Or was it on purpose? O.o) 
6.  When you see someone you think you know so you intently stare and then they look at you and you realize... it wasn't them. 
7.When you quote a children's show that is way below your age and NO ONE gets it. 
8. When you pee your pants a little from giggling too much. Psh if you've never done that then you don't laugh enough. 
9. When you make a racist joke next to the race being joked about. Way to kick in filter. Love you to!
10. When you're in the car making funky faces and the driver next to you thinks you're "special". 

That awkward moment when I can't think of any other awkward moments... Yeah so that's all folks.