Part Dos

Dear Same Two Girls In Bathroom,

You waltz in here everyday between second and third period to do your makeup... As far as I can see, you already have some on. It hasn't melted off your face that fast. Honestly, you're at a school in redneckville, so why do you even bother? And another thing, Why did you have an unused and uncovered tampon just casually wrapped around your finger? You also walked into the same class as me with it still in your hand. That's a little worrisome.

-Babbling Brook

Dear "Ratchet Girl",

How many times can you fit the word  "RATCHET" into your day? This girl used it 16 times in the three minutes I spent in the restroom. That is about 5 times in one minute... Could you possibly use more descriptive adjectives? Ones that sound more intelligent. I know! I'll buy you a dictionary and thesaurus combo! 

 

-Babbling Brook
PS: That gif is from my favorite show. :D

Dear Selfies Girl,

You are in the bathroom closest to your class during every class change, lunch, and sometimes during class taking selfies. How many selfies can your memory card hold? It makes you look conceited and egotistical, and you're hogging the mirror from other girls. Not going to lie, we are all somewhat vain so... MOVE!!! However, I want to find your facebook and see if it is nothing but one big selfie made out of a bunch of little selfies. Curiosity.

-Babbling Brook

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Dear Girl In Bathroom,

I am terribly sorry to hear that you were out of school for the past two weeks with mono. However, the word is pronounced "NODES" like "MODES"... but with an 'N'. Also I'm pretty sure the phrase "SWOLLED UP" is not grammatically correct and "SWOLLED" is not a word. The word you might have been looking for is "SWOLLEN". It also baffles me that you would be obnoxiously talking about having mono and not caring that tons of people were listening. How did you make it to the 12th grade?

-Babbling Brook

Dear 8+ Girls In A Tiny Bathroom,

No, no! Please don't move out of the way so that I can actually get to a stall. I'll just teleport into it or maybe I'll just stand here and wet my pants. You all shouldn't have to be brushing your teeth, doing your makeup, or even WASHING YOUR HAIR. It's 7:30 am and you're already at school. Some people actually need the restroom for things like... hmm... I don't know... maybe peeing? Also, no one cares about how much your boyfriend loves it when you "twerk" for him. I don't need that disturbing mental image or the intense details while I'm peeing. OH and don't dare move out from in front of my stall door. You staring vainly into the mirror is MUCH more important. I'll just shove the door open and ignore your evil glares. You don't have to hop off of the two sinks you're laid across. I'll just work around you. Please ladies safe this for the bathroom at home.

-Babbling Brook